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  TIPS

       


 

Here are a couple of tips

 

Which are not common

 

Knowledge because I

 

Coined them myself &

 

Though it may sound

 

Trumpety, what is the

 

Point in not sharing them

 

That would be selfish

 

Which is the opposite

 

Of trumpety.   OK ?

 

If so, then read on, if

 

Not,  follow the

 

Arrow and leave the

 

Page now

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Are you still here?

 

Did I hear a yes?

 

Fine, then I will

 

Continue.

 

Tip 1 is about parking a car.

 

Now, you may ask, what has a

 

Song got to do with parking a car,

 

This Finn Mac Eoin is going funny we tink?

 

What is the song.

 

“ Step We Gaily One we Go,

 

Heel for Heel Toe for Toe “

 

There you have it this is the clue.

 

Ok, just imagine you arrive into a

 

Carpark, be it supermarket or etc.

 

You have the choice of driving in

 

Or reversing in. Here is what you

 

Must consider. I am a great believer

 

In leaving a car in the direction one

 

Is going to leave by, so I am a reverse

 

Into parking space advocate. Right.

 

Just assume both or even one of the

 

Cars wither side of where you are going

 

To park, has reversed in. You do likewise

 

And as you are going back you sing the

 

Song “ Step we gaily on we go,

           

           Wheel for Wheel and Tow Bar For Tow Bar.”

 

What this means is, all you have to do is

 

Keep going back until your steering wheel

 

Is directly opposite the car next to you, the

 

One which has reversed in. That person

 

Will have done all the neck straining for

 

You and you need not even look in the mirror.

 

It is 99.99% fool proof. The only 0.1% chance

 

Of you hitting something is if perchance you

 

Happen to be driving a Stretch Limousine.

 

 

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Tip 2 is not about driving, it is about the WC

 

Or as Americans say, The Rest Room.

 

Apart from flushing the toilet and not wetting

 

The seat or stealing the toilet paper, how does one

 

Leave the cubical pristine for the the next person

 

Who may be waiting outside ( or it may be ones

 

Own toilet at home)

 

Here is what you do. Buy yourself a jumbo box

 

Of matches and when finished the morning

 

Evacuation, after flushing, light a match.

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The sulphur + the burn smoke of the spent   /

 

Match will clear the air of all history.

 

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Thank you for reading, have a nice day.   

Finn Mac Eoin


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

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