TIPS
Here are a couple of tips Which are not common Knowledge because I Coined them myself & Though it may sound Trumpety, what is the Point in not sharing them That would be selfish Which is the opposite Of trumpety. OK ? If so, then read on, if Not, follow the Arrow and leave the Page now .——————————————————————————————— ———————————————————————————> Are you still here? Did I hear a yes? Fine, then I will Continue. Tip 1 is about parking a car. Now, you may ask, what has a Song got to do with parking a car, This Finn Mac Eoin is going funny we tink? What is the song. “ Step We Gaily One we Go, Heel for Heel Toe for Toe “ There you have it this is the clue. Ok, just imagine you arrive into a Carpark, be it supermarket or etc. You have the choice of driving in Or reversing in. Here is what you Must consider. I am a great believer In leaving a car in the direction one Is going to leave by, so I am a reverse Into parking space advocate. Right. Just assume both or even one of the Cars wither side of where you are going To park, has reversed in. You do likewise And as you are going back you sing the Song “ Step we gaily on we go, Wheel for
Wheel and Tow Bar For Tow Bar.” What this means is, all you have to do is Keep going back until your steering wheel Is directly opposite the car next to you, the One which has reversed in. That person Will have done all the neck straining for You and you need not even look in the mirror. It is 99.99% fool proof. The only 0.1% chance Of you hitting something is if perchance you Happen to be driving a Stretch Limousine.
<> Tip 2 is not about driving, it is about the WC Or as Americans say, The Rest Room. Apart from flushing the toilet and not wetting The seat or stealing the toilet paper, how does one Leave the cubical pristine for the the next person Who may be waiting outside ( or it may be ones Own toilet at home) Here is what you do. Buy yourself a jumbo box Of matches and when finished the morning Evacuation, after flushing, light a match.
* The sulphur + the burn smoke of the spent / Match will clear the air of all history. <>
Thank you for reading, have a nice day.
Finn
Mac Eoin
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